Archive for November, 2008
Saturday, November 29th, 2008
Odin’s Chamber - 11/29/08
We defeated Odin with 22 people, again. Another intense battle cutting close to the 30 minute limit but managed to fell the giant with minutes left. Drops were D.feet, P.feet, Valhalla helm and A.body. Congratulations goes to Nixx on A.body and myself on Valhalla helm!!!!!
Saturday, November 29th, 2008
Fafhogg Slayer! - 11/28/08
Yes, the rare title a player can achieve by killing both Nidhogg and Fafnir within the same 24 hours. First was Nidhogg, we found a M.Abjuration: body wedged inbetween its teeth and a little while later we caught Fafnir and got nothing worth mentioning! Congratulations to Nixx on M.body!
Wednesday, November 12th, 2008
The buried god, more like the buried clod!
After angering a few of the Beadeux natives and doing a lot of screaming, running, and bleeding, we made it to our epic stand-off against Za’Dha Adamant King. The fight was going wonderfully rad, our team of super cool whatever they were, taking down each of his helpers in short order. Then “something” happened and about 2/3rds of us started to kiss the ground, we kited his giant glowing butt around and recovered from weakness with 9~minutes left and the King at about 95% HP.
Thankfully highpressure recovery fights are BBQ’s specialty (…) and we quickly took him down a peg or 7. That is when someone said the ABSOLUTE worst thing you can say in this situation “if we keep this pace we will win in time” this of course triggered the PLD to die within 2 seconds of it being said. It got a little crazy again here and people were screaming and dying, tarus were flying lifelessly through the air, 2hours were going off and our timer was down to 45 seconds with the King still @9%!
30 seconds left and the beautiful, brilliant, powerfully dangerous, RDM queen of the world unleashes the [Chainspell] [Wrath III] on this big ugly (but kind of cool looking) turtle jerk! Thunder bolts goes flying, Red Mage goes flying (stupid knockback) but ultimately this overgrown turtle stew was sent back onto the endangered species list, a charred lifeless mass of delicious delicious meat. 7 seconds left WHERE’S THE CHEST!!!! IT DIDN’T POP!!! 3 seconds left THERE IT IS!!!! Our army of cats POUNCE on the box just in time and we get our treasure as we are kicked from the battle field! Thankfully it zones out with you ~.~
Yet another smartass NM taught the lesson, don’t screw with BBQ because ladies and gentlemen just like Elvis, Za’Dha has left the building.
(Now since at the moment I don’t have screenshots I will transcribe my log using nerd powers)
(Yinx) 30sec
Spleen uses Chainspell.
Za’Dha Adamantking hits Spleen for 348 points of damage.
Unable to cast spells at this time.
Unable to cast spells at this time.
Za’Dha Adamantking readies Shell Charge
Spleen casts Thunder III Za’Dha Adamantking takes 388 points of damage.
Za’Dha Adamantking uses Shell Charge spleen takes 270 points of damage.
Spleen receives the effect of flying across the room!
Za’Dha Adamantking : Im…po-ossible…. I…beseech your forgi-iveness…O mighty Gu’Dha. I have sullied….your exa-alted name….
(Yinx) 10sec
Spleen casts Thunder III Za’Dha Adamantking takes 388 points of damage.
Spleen casts Thunder III Za’Dha Adamantking takes 388 points of damage.
Spleen defeats Za’Dha Adamantking.
Your time in the battlefield is up!
Now exiting…
Spleen obtains 1,285 gil.
You find a Zha’Go’s barbut in the Armoury Crate.
You find a headsman’s ring in the Armoury Crate.
You find a misc. amount of ores and crap in the Armoury Crate.
As you can clearly see from this almost-screenshot, the turtle king was so afraid of me that he gave up before I even technically killed him.
CONGRATULATIONS YINX ON TURTLEHAT!
CONGRATULATIONS YINX ON FOREVER BEING CALLED TURTLEHEAD FROM NOW ON!
Sunday, November 2nd, 2008
Sex, drugs, and rock ‘n roll.
None of these stereotypically rad things happened today, but we did kill an already dead god knight guy on the internet!
Odin came out, waving his E.body abjuration around and taunting us, proclaiming that if he were defeated he would give us the much sought after item. Our vast horde of Rangers and fat guys in kilts took the arrogant rider down in…….some amount of time. As the wounded knight lay dying, taking in his last breaths, the heroic Zangetsu approached him to take his sack of abjurations only to get…..BAM! The old fork in the eye! Odin then used this distraction to escape with the e.bodies but he did drop several w.bodies in his rush to vacate without voiding his bowels.
Best of all, Zangetsu being the crafty and resourceful guy that he is, pried the distractionary fork from his eye and decreed it to be his trophy to use in upcoming battles!
In before Butcher.