It’s been a long while since Myhnegon started his quest to obtain a Gjallarhorn, but it’s finally done!

Congratulations Myhn, all those years of Dynamis and farming have paid off.

In Irish mythology, Elatha  was a prince of the Fomorians and the father of Bres by Ériu of the Tuatha Dé Danann. The imagery surrounding him (he visits Ériu at night by sea on a silver boat) suggests he may once have been a moon god. Buarainech, the father of Balor, King of the Fomor.

Happy Saint Patrick’s day to all as the LS takes out the 2 divine monsters from Ireland. Buarainech & Elatha were little trouble as we followed Iumps strategy. Congratulations to Xeroblast on Bricta’s Cuffs.

We decided to head on up to Uleguerand Range and this giant wyrm was there. It didn’t like us, so we killed it. It dropped a couple of ores, I’m not sure where he stored them though. Oh! and it dropped a staff that Spazchicken found on the way out. Congratulations Spazchicken!

Sure, THIS update is not going to have most of the delectable sauce, nor the meat of the coming changes, but it is a prelude to awesomeness. We are looking at getting some sweet new NMs and HNMs as well as the Trials of the Moogles™. Willriker is probably making his come back after this update hits now that he has seen that he can “upgrades” to his “Joy Toy”. You know there are pills for that Will…

And yes, we will be getting new Summons for the 8000 SMN in BBQ. You mage types are all the same, world domination and destruction; wanting to control the primal forces of the universe; having silly horns sprouting from your head. I am thinking that Alexander is going to be more helpful than Odin honestly. Absolute Virtue casts Meteor. Jaxzer takes 3 damage. A man can dream can’t he?

Finally, and honestly, the most important. At least for Vagus and Izman. LOL New HQ Beast jugs… maybe. I read what SE had to say about updating BST in the notes, and I really have no clue as to what is going to happen. Whatever is going to happen, you can tell Vagus is stoked by the way he hypes it up on Vent.

It’s ZNM week! You better get your Zeni now, maggots!

ZNM is usually slacker week for most people, (including your illustrious blogger) but we need to step up and get this done. BBQ is easily capable of killing Pandy Wandy, but we just need some motivation! And providing that motivation is going to be your friendly, neighborhood, motivational Tarutaru, Spaz. He is even leveling THF so that he can wear the showing-too-much-skin-semi-bondage harness!

You might have noticed that you have someone new doing the updates. You might also know that I didn’t put any drop screenshots or awesome Faffy McNidderson drama. That’s not really my style. I am just gonna give you what you want. Hopefully, something a little funny, a little interesting and updated more than once a month.

There is your new update! Eat ya fucking jackals!

Congrats Seif, Emma, Vinix on your torques!

Also congrats to Myhn on Justice Torque and Spaz on Altruistic cape!

and also Fortitude Torques..

Congratulations Iceblazek and Blackmamba!

Nidhogg has been slayed and his E.Body dropped for Sid. Lampton Worm dropped its torque! Slayed Tiamat and got some shoes. Our 5th straight claim in the Aery rewards Kailao with a dented sword, Ridill.

Congrats Potpressure on Yagrush!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations to Hectorius and Freezer on Speed Belt.

Congratulations to Ngueh for that even more rare sword.

After this busy week we went to Medusa and defeated her. Congratulations to the people that are one step closer to a mythic weapon.