Tuesday, March 9th, 2010
It’s the dawning of the age of… whatever.
If you hadn’t heard the breaking news, then you live in Clubber’s care box. Everything is going to change my friends, and BBQ is going to be all over it like well… barbecue sauce on beef brisket in Nashville, TN (I was in Nashville this weekend, and surprising I had barbecue sauce on beef brisket and it was amazing).
Sure, THIS update is not going to have most of the delectable sauce, nor the meat of the coming changes, but it is a prelude to awesomeness. We are looking at getting some sweet new NMs and HNMs as well as the Trials of the Moogles™. Willriker is probably making his come back after this update hits now that he has seen that he can “upgrades” to his “Joy Toy”. You know there are pills for that Will…
And yes, we will be getting new Summons for the 8000 SMN in BBQ. You mage types are all the same, world domination and destruction; wanting to control the primal forces of the universe; having silly horns sprouting from your head. I am thinking that Alexander is going to be more helpful than Odin honestly. Absolute Virtue casts Meteor. Jaxzer takes 3 damage. A man can dream can’t he?
Finally, and honestly, the most important. At least for Vagus and Izman. LOL New HQ Beast jugs… maybe. I read what SE had to say about updating BST in the notes, and I really have no clue as to what is going to happen. Whatever is going to happen, you can tell Vagus is stoked by the way he hypes it up on Vent.
It’s ZNM week! You better get your Zeni now, maggots!
ZNM is usually slacker week for most people, (including your illustrious blogger) but we need to step up and get this done. BBQ is easily capable of killing Pandy Wandy, but we just need some motivation! And providing that motivation is going to be your friendly, neighborhood, motivational Tarutaru, Spaz. He is even leveling THF so that he can wear the showing-too-much-skin-semi-bondage harness!
You might have noticed that you have someone new doing the updates. You might also know that I didn’t put any drop screenshots or awesome Faffy McNidderson drama. That’s not really my style. I am just gonna give you what you want. Hopefully, something a little funny, a little interesting and updated more than once a month.
There is your new update! Eat ya fucking jackals!
